1) Class of '10: Thou shalt not friend upperclassmen on Facebook before arriving on campus.
2) Freshmen: Thou shalt not ask a question when the professor ends a lecture early and asks, "Does anyone have questions?"
3) Sophomores: Thou shalt not 'Reply All' to eating club email lists, no matter how hilarious thou thinkst thou art.
4) Juniors: Thou shalt not exaggerate how much work a JP is. Thou hast until May. Chilleth.
5) Seniors: Thou shalt not make thy thesis pertinent to thy future career or to real life in any way.
6) Athletes: Thou shalt not participate in precept.
7) Thetas: Thou shalt not eat.
8) Eating club DJs: Thou shalt not play any music made past 1986.
9) Freshmen girls: Thou shalt uncontrollably crave pizza after thou imbibeth Beast.
10) Freshmen boys: Thou shalt not have sex.
