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The Ten Commandments: The Old Nassau Testament

1) Class of '10: Thou shalt not friend upperclassmen on Facebook before arriving on campus.

2) Freshmen: Thou shalt not ask a question when the professor ends a lecture early and asks, "Does anyone have questions?"

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3) Sophomores: Thou shalt not 'Reply All' to eating club email lists, no matter how hilarious thou thinkst thou art.

4) Juniors: Thou shalt not exaggerate how much work a JP is. Thou hast until May. Chilleth.

5) Seniors: Thou shalt not make thy thesis pertinent to thy future career or to real life in any way.

6) Athletes: Thou shalt not participate in precept.

7) Thetas: Thou shalt not eat.

8) Eating club DJs: Thou shalt not play any music made past 1986.

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9) Freshmen girls: Thou shalt uncontrollably crave pizza after thou imbibeth Beast.

10) Freshmen boys: Thou shalt not have sex.

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