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'Tiger Talk'

We've all played it. You know what we're talking about: Do, Marry or Kill. Keeping with the literary theme, Cathy Yan asked Princeton students what famous authors they would do if they could (or had to). We present to you the 3 candidates: darling Princeton poster boy F. Scott Fitzgerald, witty romantic Jane Austen, and the old Bard William Shakespeare.

Ash Sarohia '08

Do: Shakespeare, Marry: Austen. Kill: Fitzgerald, "Shakespeare's impact on history is greater. What can I say...I'm a social climber. I'm attracted to men with power."

Max Maisonrouge '07

Do: Austen, Marry: Shakespeare, Kill: Fitzgerald. "I don't think Fitzgerald would treat me very well."

Frances Dayton '08

Do: Fitzgerald, Marry: Shakespeare, Kill: Austen. "Shakespeare would have a lot to say, write me sonnets, etc. But I heard he was gay."

Dorian Roiston '09

Do: Shakespeare, Marry: Fitzgerald, Kill: Austen. [Good thinking, girls only complicate things anyway.]

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