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Tag Team, Back Again

The Center for Trash Cultural Encounters, in association with the Program in Mixological Studies presents La Vida Loca: Understanding Life in the Pre-Willennial Era, a colloquium featuring scholarship, discussion panels, and light refreshments. 8 p.m., March 31, 2045, Space McCosh 10. We now join a lecture from visiting Professor John Titor ...

First, I'd like to thank Professor Servo for his enlightening presentation on Jungian archetypes and the dinosaur motif in Magic Eye stereograms. You know, such beautiful weather (not unlike the mid-60s and 70s we'll see this weekend ... watch out for showers on Saturday! — WG) deserves a handcrafted ultimate 90s mix. You might enjoy it, perhaps ... not even ironically. [Gasps from crowd] I give you Prom '98: 13 Top Hits from the Golden Age of Orthodontics!

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Tubthumping — Chumbawamba: Though the lyrics were later proved to have been written by Sir Walter Raleigh in 1585, a rousing tune nonetheless.

Space Jam — Quad City DJs: Did you know that this song repeats the words "slam" or "jam" 48 times?

Baby Got Back — Sir Mixalot: Interestingly, Mixalot's title was completely specious before he was knighted by King Beckham I.

If I Had $1,000,000 — Barenaked Ladies/ Peaches- Presidents of the U.S.: If I had a million dollars, gonna eat a lot of peaches.

C'mon-N-Ride It (The Train) — Quad City DJs: An impassioned critique of American neglect for public transit that proved eerily prescient of the Peak Oil cataclysm.

Whoomp! There It Is — Tag Team: There what is?

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MmmBop — Hanson: Whatever it is, in an mmmbop, it's gone.

U Can't Touch This — MC Hammer: OBVIOUSLY!!!

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing — Aerosmith: Ironically, Stephen Tyler's 2007 death was caused by staying awake 131 straight hours just to hear a 23-year-old consort named Mindy breathe.

Macarena- Los Del Rio: Due to its pervasive bar mitzvah presence, key tenets of the Macarena were incorporated into Judiasm in the 2020s.

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Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) — Green Day: Ruined the Seinfeld finale. Ruined it.

Hook — Blues Traveler: Let's not lose touch after high school, I'm serious.

Thank you! Now here's Dave Coulier III to deliver the keynote address!