Like the insufferable Natalee Holloway coverage on the Fox News Channel, this week's rain just wouldn't stop. As advertised, Princeton has picked up almost four inches of rain since Monday (and counting). However, Fox News Alert: the nasty, biased weather will come to an end overnight Friday, with fair and balanced conditions likely Saturday and Sunday.
In the meantime, clouds and rain continue today, but taper to periodic drizzle by afternoon. But have no fear: not only do studies show locking your door is a simple and effective way to keep Geraldo out of your room, but dryer and warmer air arrives Saturday, with even a few breaks of sunshine possible. Expect mostly sunny conditions Sunday and highs around 60.
Other weathermen might not make the same prognostications, but that is because only I fully take the O'Reilly Factor into consideration when forecasting. In fact, I'm so confident that this weekend will be pleasant, I'm declaring New Jersey my personal No Spin Zone. Be forewarned, any rotating objects entering this zone will suffer a complete loss of angular momentum and fly apart as each constituent particle follows its own inertial path. Take that, liberal media!