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Regarding 'Last night' (Jan. 11):

Baby, I love you. When I saw you at T.I. . . . uh . . . Cottage, uh . . .

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Anyway, baby, I love you. What's your name? Rando dude '06

I'll tell you what Jesus would do! Listen up!

Regarding 'Republicans':

You guys are really great at carrying out my word on earth. When I said "Love your neighbor," I did really mean just the person next to you in your gated community. I don't know how you guys finally figured that out. Way to carry out the Word!

Oh yeah, and that gay marriage stuff is wack, yo. Jesus Christ '

So-called 'color' 'Prince' is so-called 'diversity ploy'

I HAVE tried writIng this newspaper SEVeral times already, and I DON't undrestand why I've had such a neglegent response. I HAVe been a faithful reader of this newspaper since Ninteen-Thirty-Three, and so I think my viewpoint should count for Some importance. I have been very dissapointed to see your paper follow throw with plans to imitate other papers like the Ultra-Liberal New York Times and Wall Street Journal in going to a Color format. The Fine establishment that has been my only Trustworthy connection to the outside world for the last 70-odd years should know that this the so-called "Colorization" of newspapers is just a Liberal "diversity" ploy aimed at teaching the treatment other colors with the same respect Afforded to "black" and "white." I Urge You To Reconsider this position before it is Too Late to save your fine newspaper. Scott Fitztoryson '37

Ahem! We're still better than you are!!!!!!!!!!

Regarding 'University to improve name' (Today):

It is most amusing to us at Hahvud that you, our less-endowed nuisance to the south, have decided to change your name to "Arinceton." Good try. Lawrence Summers This article is part of The Daily Princetonian's 2005 Joke Issue.

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