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Correction

If George Bush has never made a mistake, then neither have we.

But in case we did: sorry, we're drunk.

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Now, onto our regularly scheduled corrections....the 'Prince' regrets several things:

We regret that time we up hooked up with our Geosciences preceptor

We regret "the no snooze, no booze" rule. Our RA was kinda cute.

We regret third-floor bicker. It was awkward, unnecessary, and ultimately unsatisfying. Not to mention the new 'Prince' day care program.

We regret that only our mom is going to read this.

And we really regret thinking we were funny enough to pull this off. This article is part of The Daily Princetonian's 2005 Joke Issue.

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