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Weekly Wrapup

Dean's List

Thumbs Up: Hey, congrats man, you've got a date

'Twas the night before Houseparties and all through the house, not a female was untaken, not even a mouse. The emails were sent to all of your female friends with care, in hopes that you don't have to go with a mare . . .

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You sprang out the door, to your roommate gave a smile. And away you went, to Scully Hall seemed a mile. Then I heard you exclaim, as I was watching reruns of McBeal, "She will go with me, at least for the good meal." Thumbs Up: Is this a lecture, seminar or class?

Well, he talked a lot — that's like a lecture. But, it's an hour and a half long, does that make it a seminar? We sit at a round table, but it's not interactive — does that negate its seminarness? I don't even know what a class is. Ah, the end of another semester — and course evaluations.

Dean's Warning

Thumbs Down: Whoops

History was almost lost last weekend when an errant child induced a collision with a pedestal that adorned a 1,500-year-old vase, attributed to the Greek artist Euphronios. The vase was not destroyed. Thumbs Down: Putt putt

Golf cart vandalism on this campus has become endemic, a USG letter reads. In other news, the USG will hold a referendum to decide if it has the mandate to write such a letter.

Thumbs Down: PiB . . . iP?

The SARS epidemic in China may prevent the Princeton in Beijing summer program for undergraduates from taking place. Get ready for Princeton in Beijing in Princeton, tongxuemen!

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