1. Lindy Li ’12 files paperwork for congressional candidacy, friends literally everyone on Facebook, Twitter, Tinder and MySpace
2. Neither News Nor Notes: Yale to increase undergraduate student weight by 15 percent by introducing two new unhealthy dining options
3. Newly formed student group Valley Academy wins Battle of the Bands, but will it win the Battle for Middle Earth?
4. Yik Yak considers disabling service from U., service of all nations
5. Humanities sequence will no longer require applications, will still require inhumane amounts of reading
6. Within Ivy League, Princeton among lowest in celery gap between vegetarian options