When the snow falls on campus for the first time this season, pants and bras won't fall with it. President Shapiro banned the Nude Olympics several years ago, and it's up to Shirley to bring them back.
Judging by the media's daily dirge of bad news and ominous prophecy about Iraq, we might conclude that the war against Saddam Hussein has been a foreign policy failure.
A senior ? we'll call him Bob ? in the taproom of (insert eating club name here) hears shouts of "get a room!" to find a couple right behind him practically eating each other's faces.
Princeton's football team has often shown a remarkable ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
As something of a public service, I am writing this open letter to the student body on behalf of the Undergraduate U-Council in order to raise awareness about ongoing efforts and future plans.
Progressivism at Princeton is dead. I don't mean progressivism of the wingnut stripe ? Old Nassau has no shortage of that.
Funds should help low-income students pay high tuitionRegarding 'University should lead charge to end welfare for elites' (Tues., Nov.
Contrary to the hopes expressed in my last editorial on Iraq, things have gone from bad to worse.
Princeton's admissions viewbook is the primary source of information about the University for thousands of high school students.
Monday morning, a good portion of Princeton's student body was extremely frustrated with the egregious situation regarding the sale of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" tickets.
When you graduate, as I very much hope and expect you all will, I hope you will listen carefully to the language, both Latin and English, with which your degree is conferred.
Federal student aid could be illegalIn "University should lead charge to end welfare for elites" (Tuesday, Nov.
Apart from never reading newspapers, President Bush doesn't even seem to be watching TV. ".tv" actually.
The Holocaust was not so long ago. My grandparents are all survivors, and my father was born in the woods of Poland.
The administration has always encouraged abstaining from the activity. Parents, though they sometimes engage in it as well, are often shocked to discover how deeply their children have become involved.
How thrilling it was for me to open The Daily Princetonian Monday morning and discover a day to assail Taufiq Rahim.
Dean's funding decision strikes gold mine of democratic actionRegarding 'Dean's "declaration of independence" is a red flag' (Mon., Nov.
For my fiction class earlier this semester, I wrote about two thirty-something women living in New York City ? typical adult, single Americans.
Half of Princeton students are on welfare. This fact, appearing in last Sunday's New York Times, seemed a bit odd as I sat flipping through the paper in posh Caf
Abler commentators than I have already called attention to a recent string of anti-Semitic remarks made by political and intellectual leaders from the EU to the Pacific Rim.
