1) “Hey, have you heard about the Harvard cheating scandal?”
2) “Grade deflation, grade deflation, grade deflation.”
3) “C stands for Congratulations!”
4) “SOC 101 is the hardest class at Princeton, you wouldn’t understand.”
5) “I was just helping the curve.”
6) “I’m a senior and I already have a job.”
7) “Facebook gave me ADD.”
8) “I had gastro, mono and strep.”
9) “I stayed up way too late studying on Thursday nights.”
10) “I thought I was P/D/Fing...?”
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After 15 years, HackPrinceton completes mission
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Roch thinks his rocks think, but do you?
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Many know Professor Ignatius Roch as a kooky geology lecturer, but I know him as a drinking buddy. It was during a raucous night that he snuck into Terrace Club and told me about his sentient pet rocks, or “friends,” as he calls them.