Self-reliance is a sham: the flu will have you bumbling for Mommy
It's Valentine's Day today, but I'm not thinking about romance. Oh here we go, you think, another anti-romantic diatribe against Valentine's Day written by some guy who hasn't gotten any in six months and wants to inflict his deep inner pain upon the rest of the world. Nope, I hate listening to those just as much as you do. My stomach is churning, however, for the simple reason that I have the nastiest case of stomach flu you've ever seen.