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This week, Princeton football beat Yale after more than an hour of rain delays. Fall is in full swing with both dark rainy days and bright autumn leaves. Forbes College’s chocolate fountain continues to attract students to their weekend brunch.
This week, changing leaves covered Princeton’s trees in orange and yellow. Students enjoyed pizza at Fall Fest, and women’s ice hockey played Union College.
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This week, students and local families celebrated Halloween. Tourists wandered leaf-strewn streets, and Forbes College brought back the chocolate fountain at Sunday brunch.
During the last two weeks, students took study breaks during midterms to pet dogs, get ice cream, and drink coffee. Princeton celebrated the start of fall with Fall Fest, and the football team won the Homecoming game against Harvard.
This week, Princeton football defeated the Columbia Lions with a final score of 24–7, and A$AP Ferg performed at the first in-person Lawnparties in two years.