1. Fire in Whitman; U. officials wonder if perhaps fire safety does not last a lifetime
2. U-Store loses $100K on theft annually, Wawa scoffs at low University numbers
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3. U. grad students discover average citizen wields minimal political power, general public discovers Ivory Tower arguments true
4. Students can participate in referendum USG vote; students don’t participate
5. Art students erect The Surface; Orange Key tour guides struggle to find alternate routes
6. Dartmouth, Columbia book Lupe Fiasco, proving all other Ivies really are derivatives of the Big Three
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