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Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Finishing Your Thesis

1) Operate a speakeasy out of your carrel.

2) Take a shower.

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3) Make your own Woody Woo fountain out of a kiddie pool.

4) Actually go to your two classes.

5) Talk about something other than “Social Cleavages in the Malaysian Wetlands.”

6) Actually give $8 to those people who participated in your psych study.

7) Start wearing underwear again.

8) Try to lose the 50 pounds you gained.

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9) Catch ‘em all in Pokemon Silver.

10) Look your advisor in the eye for the first time.

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