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Top Ten Ways You Can Tell Your Thesis Has Taken Over Your Life

1) Laundry counts as a study break.

2) Walking in the rain counts as a shower.

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3) You know the number of stairs to the C-floor.

4) You remember your thesis adviser’s birthday.

5) Your daily word count correlates to your self worth.

6) For a workout you bench up to 12 thesis books.

7) You pray to the statue of the author you’re writing about in Firestone.

8) You’ve eaten more meals in the libraries than out of them.

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9) You scream at any underclassman that smiles.

10) You know that “When are you due?” doesn’t refer to pregnancy. 

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