1) Show up in your male cheerleader uniform.
2) Tell them about your STI.
3) Admit you were handcuffed at tailgates
4) Infect them with swine flu.
5) Wear tribal make-up. When asked if this is out of sympathy for the Native Americans, explain that it’s because you’re the chieftess.
6) Become a vegan and refuse to eat any of the food.
7) Stop showering.
8) Take notes all over your body because you’ve reached your printing quota.
9) Bring them pictures from your naked photo shoot.
10) Don’t go home at all.
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