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Street's Top Ten — April 16, 2009

1. Show him or her a senior in a Firestone carrel. 

2. Casually mention that you haven't washed your bedsheets in a year. And that you shotgun the sofa.

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3. Make him or her read a 'Prince' article about the USG. 

4. Make him or her read the comments on a 'Prince' article about the USG.

5. Perform a stirring rendition of "Old Nassau," replete with an enthusiastic "Sieeg heil."

6. Introduce yourself dressed entirely in orange and black.

7. Memorize and repeat all the information on his or her Facebook page.

8. Dine at Terrace.

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9. Desert him or her at Forbes.

10. TI 

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