2. Paul Krugman: Get to work on the next Nobel Prize
3. Skipper Malkiel: Escape.
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4. Residents of Henry Hall: Avoid lighting wreaths on fire.
5. McCosh: Slow down on the Prozac prescriptions.
6. Robertson family: Go on a shopping spree on the university's tab
7. PRINCO: Try not to invest in Zimbabwe.
8. Josh Weinstein '09: Remove foot from mouth.
9. Class of 2009: Find jobs.
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10. Class of 2010: Start worrying about finding jobs.

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