1. The amount of time it takes to get a response to your text means everything.
2. Failure to check email obsessively leads to educational failure and social ostracism.
3. When walking towards someone you sort of know, respond to "Hey, how are you?" only if you have 10 feet or more left before you pass each other.
4. Pretzels from the C-Store bin are free. If you take them one at a time. With stealth.
5. If Fire Inspection knocks on your door, yell "I'm naked!" while stuffing all candles into your closet. (Of course, they'll come in anyway.)
6. None of the calories in frozen yogurt, C-Store candy or Frist pizza count while you're working on a paper. Or on a night out. Or if you're picking off someone's plate.
7. Climbing University structures is permissible only if you make out while you're up there.
8. If you tell Lockout that you left a hair iron on, they come to your room faster.
9. Freshman boys will not get any. But they act like they do.
10. Trust no sophomore before Bicker.
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