1. A recruit: Stamp "liability" on your forehead, flash a fake ID, and force a stranger to keep you company all night.
2.Grade deflation: Go around punching people in the face.
3. Facebook.com: Carry a heavy-duty vacuum, label its bag "productivity," and strap on a pair of Peeping Tom binoculars.
4. Freshman Week: Make your own beer goggles, carry around a big eraser, and drink out of a Solo cup labeled "bad decisions" in permanent marker.
5. Firestone: Shush people when they speak loudly, pass around distracting YouTube links, and bang on a gong obnoxiously at 11:45p.m.
6. Woody Woo Fountain: Show up at 3 a.m., shout for everyone to get naked, and bring a camera.
7. OIT: Make everyone who tries to talk to you wait at least an hour before you respond, then make a snarky comment.
8. Fire Inspector: Sneak up on people when they least expect it, and lock the front door of every club you go to.
9. Frat pledge: Shave your head, tape Hoagie Haven receipts all over your body, and have an older person chase you around encouraging you to chug.
10. Walk of Shame: Wear basketball shorts and a baggy tee with high heels. (That way you'll already be prepared for Friday morning.)
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