1) Change your name to Bush-Kennedy-Windsor-Onassis
2) Join Colonial. Chances are you'll become one of their 40 officers
3) Become your frat or sorority's "House Manager"
4) Note a proficiency in "Internet Research Applications" (Facebooking and AIM stalking your crush)
5) Include your "consultancy" work for the New York Observer
6) Start a political Facebook group and call yourself a "netroots organizer"
7) Substitute your last Saturday's BAC for your GPA
8) Help a cute guy in precept with the homework and call it "peer tutoring"
9) Can you hold a conversation with your ECON preceptor? Put yourself down as foreign langage proficient
10) Mention your eye-opening time abroad: spring break in Cancun
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