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Letters to the Editor

Toilet seats and intellectualism

I told my hall mates a few weeks ago that I was so happy to be at Princeton that I actually didn't mind sitting in whatever my fellow Princetonians decided to leave on the toilet seat in our various campus bathrooms. While this may be a slight exaggeration, I was a little bothered by the recent editorial entitled "The glaring need for toilet seat covers in Princeton's dormitory bathrooms." While I do not suppose that there is really evidence that sitting in Princeton urine can make one smarter, I think we do need to find a better way to employ the editorial section of our daily newspaper. There is a place for trivial complaints (brief letters to the 'Prince,' emails to the USG), and a place for Princeton students' opinions on issues of real importance. I believe this recent article confused the two.

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I am not trying to be insensitive. There is nothing wrong with an aversion towards a dirty toilet seat, although I should point out that urine is completely sterile. (I won't mention # 2; most of us had to pass the getting-the-stool-into-the-water test before being accepted to the number one school in the nation) Mr. Hsu has a valid complaint, and perhaps with our $8 billion endowment, this luxury might be warranted, though wiping with a wad of toilet paper is only below a snob. My main problem with the article is simply that I don't feel it belongs on a respectable editorial page.

Perhaps my qualm is not with Mr. Hsu for writing the article, but rather with The Daily Princetonian for publishing it. If they are that hard up for articles, I suggest that they do a better job of recruiting guest editorials. Staring at the wall just now, I honestly couldn't think of a decent idea for an editorial (besides the one I'm writing), but maybe that's the point. Indeed, the editorial page needs opinions for it to exist, but I become a little disconcerted with bitching for the sake of bitching. Doesn't complaining for its own sake only contribute to a more cynical environment?

Perhaps this is even a debate which has grounds in the larger discussion regarding intellectualism on campus. I try to read some of the publications that are delivered to my room. I believe that my classmates have valid things to say, and I am of the opinion that a balance between class work and learning from one's classmates should be a goal to which we all aspire. With that in mind, what can one do when one of our most preeminent publications presents this petty whining, not as a letter, but as a full-fledged editorial?

While I was reluctant to give the article validity by writing a rebuttal to it, I wonder if there isn't a larger lesson to be learned from its publication. If there are no editorials worth publishing on a given day, I have a revolutionary idea; don't publish trivial ones. The Daily Princetonian can do better, and the student body deserves better. We don't need to get our asses dirty in the name of intellectualism, but let's not get our minds dirty in the publishing of complaints about the sanctity of our asses. David Marcovitz '06

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