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Ted Cruz’s Top Ten Princeton Aspirations

  1. Become President of College Democrats
  2. Join the Whig Party
  3. Become President of Terrace F. Club
  4. Become Michelle Robinson (Obama)’s Best Friend
  5. Become a SHARE Peer
  6. Become Sally Frank’s Bae
  7. Found DREAM Team
  8. Intern at Women’s Center
  9. Join Texas Club
  10. Join Canadian Club

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