Follow us on Instagram
Try our daily mini crossword
Play our latest news quiz
Download our new app on iOS/Android!

Top 10 Things to Do When the Government Shuts Down

1. Reject John Locke's social contract theory.

2. ANARCHY.

ADVERTISEMENT

3.Work with Nic Cage and steal the Declaration of Independence.

4.Make "Party in the U.S.A." the new national anthem.

5. While we're at it, let's give Miley the White House.

6. Loot the Wa.

7. Grab drinks with your senator.

8. Nominate Shirley as interim president.

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

9. Celebrate Yosemite's 123rd anniversary by storming the gates.

10.Wait, does this mean J. Crew is closed?

Subscribe
Get the best of ‘the Prince’ delivered straight to your inbox. Subscribe now »