1. Reject John Locke's social contract theory.
3.Work with Nic Cage and steal the Declaration of Independence.
4.Make "Party in the U.S.A." the new national anthem.
5. While we're at it, let's give Miley the White House.
6. Loot the Wa.
7. Grab drinks with your senator.
8. Nominate Shirley as interim president.
9. Celebrate Yosemite's 123rd anniversary by storming the gates.
10.Wait, does this mean J. Crew is closed?