'Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson' takes a spirited romp through history
(04/08/13 10:00pm)
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the first governor of Florida, the hero of the Battle of New Orleans and the baddest boy you’ve ever seen — your president, Andrew fuckin’ Jackson. He promises to kick the sissy, frilly National Republicans out of the White House — but more importantly, he solemnly swears to be the kind of sexy, flawed rockstar that would make your parents have a conniption.