Ah, Yik Yak: a repository for the mental barf of the masses, with anonymity providing an invitation for people to broadcast thoughts they would normally keep to themselves, and for good reason. For those of you who don’t already Yak, Yik Yak is an app that is somewhat similar to an anonymous Twitter. You can share your own thoughts and view the pithy thoughts shared by those in your area. Yakking is pretty much the best way to waste time since good old-fashioned Facebook stalking. Laughs and cringes are both guaranteed. Without further ado, a Yakkified view into Princeton with the best Yaks from the week.
The Yaks about rival schools (or does “rival” imply that there is any comparison?) are usually about accidental achievements:
Bonus points for puns.
I salute your defiance. I go to brunch in my pajamas. I think one of the commandments is “Thou shalt not judge thy neighbor on Sunday mornings.”
Yik Yak is also home to some deep musings on life, such as:
And I was worried there weren’t going to be any relatable people at this school.