If you are unable to attend one of these classes, fear not! The Prox brings you four crash-course lessons for free!
Lesson one: Wear a tux. Always.
Lesson two: Have two last names. Bonus points if your first name is a last name.
Lesson three: Have an offshore bank account in the Caymans.
Lesson four: Always have a whiskey in hand and a cigar on standby.
Updated: Thatcher Foster '14 said that he is not involved with the "leadership classes." No word yet on who is behind the flyers.