It’s February, which means we’ve reached that time of year when we all laugh cynically at how excited we were for the first snow of winter. With another snowstorm headed our way tonight, it’s fair to say we’ve all had it up to here — literally — with winter. We don’t have a time machine to make spring get here faster, but we do have the power of commiseration. It’s not worth much, but it’s something, I guess.
1. This forecast makes you want to cry a little:
No more! It’s too much already!
2. You’ve done this. Maybe more than once.
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No shame. It happens to the best of us. R.I.P. bag of tortilla chips I was carrying when it happened to me.
3. You’re starting to forget what the color green looks like.
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At this point, I think I’ll take my chances, Kermit.
4. You’re wearing so many layers you pretty much look like this guy:
Watch out for Ghostbusters, folks.
5. You’re jealous of the weather in Sochi:
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Step it up, Russia!
6. You’ve gotten so tired of girls using this as a caption for Instagram pictures ...
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That you've started to feel like this:
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7. You used to tolerate that one friend you have who loves winter, but now you want to do this:
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Sorry snowman, but you had it coming.
8. You’re starting to think Luke Skywalker had it easy on the ice planet Hoth.
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What do you see in those weird future binoculars, Luke? Is it above freezing weather?!
Spring will get here, my friends, just maybe not as soon as we’d like. In the meantime, hang in there!
P.S. If you enjoyed the inexplicable amount of ’80s jokes in this post, please be my belated Valentine.