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Street: Top Ten Things Not to Do at the Bonfire

1) Show up naked.

2) Bring effigies of your enemies.

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3) Try to light a cigar in the flames.

4) Challenge the Fire Marshals to a duel.

5) Roast a turkey.

6) Shoot firecrackers.

7) Tip over the fire trucks.

8)  Try to learn how to fire-eat. 

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9) Pee on the bonfire.

10) Forget to pregame.

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