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1. Chancellor Green masturbator torments students, conspicuously pleasures self during trying academic times
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1. Chancellor Green masturbator torments students, conspicuously pleasures self during trying academic times
1. ‘Prince’ commenter compares allegedly circulated, officially discussed TI blowjob photo to girl tying shoe.
1.Grabbing a meal sometime.
1. U. offers alumni access to scholarly electronic resources, in case they want to relive thesis horrors.
1. USG undertakes counter-Yik Yak initiatives; flies to DC for counterinsurgency training from CIA.
1. Tower Club maintains façade of Bicker club, accepts 80 percent of fall bickerees
The rumors are true: Theta recruits out of McCosh. Waking up in a sterile infirmary room to the sound of a rolling breakfast cart stocked with Gatorade and Rice Krispies next to an upperclassman may be your ticket into the sorority. In an ideal scenario, she will have lost her iPhone the previous night and lost her patience waiting untilnoonfor the one actual physician on staff to make rounds to your room. This situation will encourage her to collaborate with you to identify and contact a mutual friend to bring her necessary supplies. Even without these optimal conditions, combine forces to harass the nurses for refusing to release the two of you early or provide a decent bagel.
Break ScienceTeebsTerrace ClubOpening up for Break Science is wonky trance artist Teebs. Straight out of Chino Hills, Calif., Teebs will bring a dreamy, SoCal vibe perfect for basking in the lawn of Terrace. Break Science begs quite a few questions, primarily stemming from their name. Is it an imperative commanding their audience to break science? Does it imply that science is broken? Does the electronic music duo explore the science of spring break? Find out for yourself by venturing off of Prospect and into Terrace —the strongest bastion of live music on campus. If you’re looking for a break from some country cover bands, Break Science is the answer.YouTube It: “Brain Reaction”, “Nasty”, “Moments”
Kevin MaC
Shot of Southern
Alumni panel revisits question of women having it all; definitive answer yet to be reached
This weekend, Cannon will feature not one, but two, student performers to hype up the crowd before Travis Porter takes the stage to drag some indecently preppy Lawnparties-goers down into a bawdy bump-and-grind with some dirty rap from down South.
Travis Porter
Speaker City
Blue Label
1. Krugman to leave Princeton for CUNY, Tiger Inn officers wonder if State Night taught him nothing
Festival: Holi 2014
Seth
This Saturday, alumni who have found success in the entertainment industry, as well as other industry professionals unaffiliated with the University, will arrive on campus to participate in a conference titled “Careers in Hollywood: Script to Screen & Everything in Between.”
Theatre Intime will present three original plays written by current Princeton undergraduates as part of its annual Student Playwrights Festival this weekend. The three works were selected out of about 20 submissions in the beginning of February, according to Intime’s original projects director Jack Moore ’15, and will be performed Thursday, Friday and Saturday in the Hamilton Murray Theater at 8 p.m.