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Music: PSEC Presents ‘Are You Ready to BEATBOX?’
Dear Sexpert,
For a half century, Smokey the Bear has told Americans that “only YOU can prevent forest fires,” but an implicit question remains — how would you prevent fires?
After an evening of dancing under the Class of 1983 tent during Reunions last June, Liz Lian ’15 realized that the 90-degree weather had caused her to sweat through her dress. Frustrated, she went to visit her friend Sanibel Chai, a Princeton resident and junior at the University of Pennsylvania.
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The unprecedented length and sheer intensity of this winter have given rise to a widevariety of footwear selections — some perhaps more practical than others. In response tothe weekly blizzards and ice storms, many on campus have designated a single pair ofshoes for the brutal weather. Find out below what your go-to winter footwear says aboutyou.
Some compare it to the constant screech of nails on a chalkboard. Others liken it to the thunderous cacophony of a construction worker’s drill. More still equate it to the exploding bombs of nuclear warfare. However, few realize that scientific studies have indeed proven the existence of concrete societal benefits associated with the consumption of noisy snacks in Firestone Library. While the previous statement is entirely false, here are a few points that validate this otherwise inconsiderate habit:
Director Adin Walker’s ’16 troupe of performers is only the latest of many tenants to spend time in “Rent,” the 1996 musical and worldwide sensation that tells the story of a ragtag bunch of artists living la vie bohème in New York’s East Village.
The musical genre of jazz embodies so many of the things that constitute a college environment. Jazz music draws from a deep tradition, while at the same time prompting innovation by recontextualizing certain intellectual and theoretical structures. At its core, jazz is social—relying on group dynamics and teamwork. It demands respect, dedication to the artistic process. Above all, jazz takes hours and hours of practice. In short, jazz encompasses academics, art, history, social interaction and a lot of work: Basically, a Princeton education in a nutshell.
Dance: SYMPOH presents The Fifteenth Annual BBAsIf you’re looking for a great show this weekend, your decision has never been so SYMPOH. Marking the 15thanniversary of the group, SYMPOH’s annual show promises to be the perfect way to get your fix of mind-blowing breakdancing and psych yourself up for the Oscars, as the crew will adopt theglamorof awards season to celebrate its birthday with a B-Boy Awards ceremony. Be sure to check it out if you can’t resist the artistry and athleticism of dance mixed with the splendor of awards!Frist Film/Performance TheatreThursday and Friday, 8:30 p.m.Saturday, 2 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Music: Princeton University Glee Club's ‘Souvenirs from Europe’ Looking for some good music on a Friday night? Missing some European culture and song in your life? Well, you’re in luck! Returning from its winter tour in Central Europe, the Princeton Glee Club will perform some of its repertoire’s best in Richardson this Friday night. Don’t miss out on a feast for the ears, as Glee takes you on a trip through the beautiful cities of Prague, Nuremburg and Leipzig. Best of all, it's free, so grab your prox and go! Richardson Auditorium Friday, 7:30 p.m. Event: Oscar’s Viewing Party It’s the biggest event of the film season and Garden Theatre is rolling out the red carpet for you! Sponsored by the Princeton Film Society, The Princeton Buffer: A Film and TV Review, Princeton Film Productions and the Princeton Art Museum Student Advisory Board, the screening will give you prime seating for all of the shocks, snubs and fashion flubs. Students are encouraged to dress in their Oscars best as there will be a photographer on the red carpet. Inside, free popcorn and soda await, as does a chance to predict the big winners for a grand prize! Garden Theatre Sunday, 8 p.m. Lecture: ‘Film and Terrorism’ Conversation Do you love cheesy rom-coms and poorly made horror films? If you’re a big blockbuster buff, consider taking your film-watching habits to a higher level of globally conscious with a discussion of filmmaker Olivier Assayas’ portrayal of terrorism in his movies. Assayas has written films such as “Clean” and “Summer Hours” (neither of which is cheesy rom-com or a poorly made horror flicks). Led by Rubén Gallo — director of Princeton’s Program in Latin American Studies —the discussion will engage Assayas and critic Ian Buruma in a dynamic conversation. McCosh 50 Tuesday,6 p.m.
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Dear Sexpert,
George is a linguist, fluent in nine languages, whose goal in life is to record as many dying languages as he can before their last speakers pass away. Mary is a housewife who gave up her passion for baking in order to marry George. Predictably, their marriage is an unhappy one, and matters come to a head when George expresses his confusion at Mary’s constant weeping, as well as the notes that she anonymously leaves around the house for him to find. Mary retorts that George does not weep enough and threatens to leave him. “The Language Archive,” a play by Julia Cho, explores George’s struggles as he searches for the right words in his exceptional vocabulary to convince her to stay.
1. Career Services pursues a technology strategy inspired by eHarmony; Susan Patton expresses approval
Today, I ate a banana. I peeled it back, admired its yellowy goodness and had nearly chomped into my delightful treat, when I was suddenly overcome with a wave of paranoia.
Princetonians’ hearts should rejoice when they sing in praise of “Old Nassau,” according to the University’s centuries-old alma mater.
Wait, are those still a thing? Yes, yes they are. I, too, had the same doubts last week when I realized I had an assignment due in precept the next day, and I needed to at least glance at the readings to complete it. I clicked my way to E-Reserves, ready to knock out a few hundred pages in one swoop. It was blank. Not a single excessively long academic paper to be seen. Instead, I saw that my only option to access the elusive literature was purchasing a Pequod. A $98, 700-page collection bound in bright yellow construction paper. As I signed the receipt for this celebrated academic pamphlet, I wondered whether my intense hatred was perhaps misplaced. Was my rage blinding me from the Pequod’s pertinence?
1. Patton ’77 to release book in March; possible titles include:“Dr. Strangelady or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Patriarchy”
Comedy: Lobster Club presents AAAHH!!! Real Lobsters!