Greek love?
It’s Valentine’s Day weekend, and the Princeton sororities are holding their annual “crush party.” The sisters have submitted their three crushes, and the new pledges have delivered the invitations to the boys’ rooms. The girls have their dresses on and their makeup done; the boys are wearing button-down shirts. As the pledges walk in, they are handcuffed to the nearest boy, separated only after they finish a bottle of champagne together, while their “big” sisters cheer them on.