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Students took midterms and enjoyed fall foliage in the last week before Fall Break.
The No. 9 Princeton Tigers beat the University of Montreal Carabins 1–0 Sunday afternoon in a preseason tune up. Sophomore forward Mia Coene scored the lone goal for the Tigers, while sophomore goalie Jennifer Olnowich (9 saves) and first-year goalie Taylor Hyland (13 saves, win) combined for a shutout in goal. The game also marked the return of junior forward Sarah Fillier, who missed all of last season training with the Canadian Olympic team.
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It’s not unusual for someone to hide years’ worth of emotional baggage in the hopes that it magically disappears. After all, why confront it when they can distract themselves with the busyness of everyday life? However, sweeping various traumas under the rug can lead to tension with oneself.
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Princeton students turned out at the Garden Theatre this weekend in numbers unmatched by any other showing this year to see the Undergraduate Student Government (USG) Movies Committee’s showings of “Don’t Worry Darling.”
The No. 11 ranked Princeton men’s water polo team (13–4, 5–0 NWPC) continued their successful season on Saturday with two road wins against Iona (7–11, 1–3 NWPC) and No. 20 ranked St. Francis Brooklyn (12–6, 2–2 NWPC). Once again, the Tigers held both teams to single digits and continued their defensive dominance under Coach Dustin Litvak.
McCarter Theatre’s all-female production of “The Wolves,” which follows a girls’ high-school soccer team as they embark on their winter club season, hums with the sounds of teenage girldom. Opening immediately upon a scene of intense chatter, the play focuses primarily on the liminal spaces of the sport, so to speak — the time just before games and practices; stretching circles and passing drills; shoelace tying and hair doing.
On this special episode of Daybreak, we explore the impact and legacy of award-winning anthropologist Dr. Alfonso Ortiz, who served as an Associate Professor of Anthropology at Princeton in the 1970s. A member of the Ohkay Owingeh Pueblo, Dr. Ortiz studied and wrote about his own community, and staunchly advocated for Indigenous scholars during his time at Princeton and beyond.
The Undergraduate Student Government (USG) held a town hall on Thursday, Oct. 6 to collect feedback on the University’s proposed upperclass dining pilot, as well as the junior and senior dining experience more broadly.
Following an Ivy League-opening win over Columbia (3–1, 0–1 Ivy) on Oct. 1, Princeton (4–0, 1–0) steamrolled Lafayette (2–4, 1–0 Patriot) in a 23–2 win this past Saturday.
Coming off of consecutive wins against Dartmouth (5–4–2, 0–2 Ivy) and Bucknell (7–5–1, 4–1 Patriot), the Princeton Tigers (7–5, 1–2 Ivy) looked to extend the win streak but ultimately fell to the Brown Bears (8–2–1 overall, 3–0 Ivy) on Saturday, Oct. 8 at Roberts Stadium with a score of 6–1.
When people see the word “Indigenous,” who do they think of?
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Mitra Abbaspour is the Haskell Curator of Modern and Contemporary Art at the Princeton University Art Museum. Her work features a diverse range of pieces from the 20th and 21st centuries, including Latin American art, Asian and Asian American art, and African American art. Since 2016, Abbaspour has been collecting contemporary Indigenous North American pieces, among others, for the University’s Art Museum.
Growing up, people would tell me I was (too) hyper and (too) excited, so I began to see myself as a sort of excessive personality. As the youngest of three, I learned a lot from my older sisters; from lessons on boys to old clothes, everything I know and own is a hand-me-down that I acquired through the art of anticipation. From my family’s semi-dysfunctionality, I quickly came to learn that “family” was something of a group of random people placed together by the hands of fate.
Artist Marianne Nicolson of Musgamakw Dzawada’enuxw First Nations spoke on Princeton’s campus on Friday, Oct. 7 about her community, life, and artwork in a conversation with art and archaeology professor Rachel DeLue.
After a Saturday morning visit from tennis legend Billie Jean King, the No. 8 Princeton Tigers (9–4, 3–0 Ivy League) earned their fourth consecutive win this weekend at Bedford Field against Dartmouth (3–8, 0–3) progressing strongly into the Ivy League season with a 1–0 victory.