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7 reasons McCosh keeps asking if you’re pregnant

<h5>McCosh Health Center houses University Counseling and Psychological Services (CPS) as well as the Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources and Education (SHARE) office.</h5>
<h6>Mark Dodici / The Daily Princetonian</h6>
McCosh Health Center houses University Counseling and Psychological Services (CPS) as well as the Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources and Education (SHARE) office.
Mark Dodici / The Daily Princetonian

The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.

  1. Pregnancy is a medical condition that affects the types of medications you can take and the healthcare McCosh Health Center should provide. 
  2. They ordered a bunch of pregnancy tests in 2002 and need to give them away before they expire (20-year shelf life).
  3. They’re passive aggressively asking if you’ve gotten fat.
  4. Princeton likes to keep tabs on potential legacy babies. 
  5. Nurses enjoy small talk just like everyone else.
  6. Living in Princeton is boring, but scoring an invite to a baby shower every now and then really breaks up the monotony.
  7. Planned Parenthood needs business in a post-Roe world.
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Claire Silberman is a Head Humor Editor at the ‘Prince.’ She can be reached at cmbs@princeton.edu.

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