1. Bind your thesis.
2. Take a photo in front of Nassau Hall.
3. Redeem your free sandwich from 'Say Cheez.'
4. Convert your 'Thesis Life' tank to 'PTL' mode.
5. Spend time outside.
6. Enroll in a caffeine-addiction recovery program.
7. CPS might be a good idea.
8. Let go.
9. Put it in a warehouse like in 'Indiana Jones.'