1. Eat all the chocolate your mom sent you.
2.Read a stupid E-card your great aunt sent you.
3. Actually go on a date.
4. Don't actually go on a date.
5.Celebrate the life of a martyred saint.
6. Send pricey, superficial cards.
7.Eat pink and red M&M's.
8. Eat heart-shaped candies that no one ever eats normally.
9. Gaze in to the cruel winter.
10. Baby, it's really cold outside.