1. Eat all the chocolate your mom sent you.

2.Read a stupid E-card your great aunt sent you.

3. Actually go on a date.

4. Don't actually go on a date.

5.Celebrate the life of a martyred saint.

6. Send pricey, superficial cards.

7.Eat pink and red M&M's.

8. Eat heart-shaped candies that no one ever eats normally.

9. Gaze in to the cruel winter.

10. Baby, it's really cold outside.

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