1. U. to hire first chief information security officer after HackPrinceton creates What Would Princeton's Secret Documents Say?
2. Terra Momo Restaurant Group seeks additional liquor license; state of New Jersey is like, 'Go home Terra Momo, you're drunk.'
3. Students with an evening exam followed by a morning exam can now qualify for rescheduling, defined in the OED as 'extending one's pain and suffering'
4. U.S. Treasurer Rosa Rios signed dollar bills on campus Sunday, because 'we're rich and douchey' didn't quite come across with pen and paper
5. Monocle jacket brings Class of 2014 closest to intraclass warfare since Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros got high and hummed on stage
6. U. hires McKinsey, Morgan Stanley alum to steer Career Services away from McKinsey, Morgan Stanley
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Princeton warns against traveling to Harvard amid ongoing political instability
Sam McCombNewly-admitted students traveling to tour Harvard’s campus this week were instead put on buses and sent to nearby Tufts.
Newly-admitted students traveling to tour Harvard’s campus this week were instead put on buses and sent to nearby Tufts.
‘Magnitude 3.5 earthquake aftershock’ actually just caused by first-year merch drop
Sawyer DilksUpon further investigation, the University discovered that the cause was not seismic activity, but rather the Class of 2027 crewneck distribution that was taking place at the same time. In attendance were over 900 frosh, all crowded into the hallways of Frist Campus Center’s second floor.
Upon further investigation, the University discovered that the cause was not seismic activity, but rather the Class of 2027 crewneck distribution that was taking place at the same time. In attendance were over 900 frosh, all crowded into the hallways of Frist Campus Center’s second floor.
Heated political protest postponed due to poor weather conditions
Mya KoffieThe Princeton Students Against Major Unacceptable Political Issues canceled their latest protest. Their Instagram post announcing the change read, “on account of low-speed winds and 40 percent chance of rain forecasted for this afternoon, we will no longer be congregating around the SPIA fountain. We hope for better protesting weather later in the month. Please stay tuned for new dates.”
The Princeton Students Against Major Unacceptable Political Issues canceled their latest protest. Their Instagram post announcing the change read, “on account of low-speed winds and 40 percent chance of rain forecasted for this afternoon, we will no longer be congregating around the SPIA fountain. We hope for better protesting weather later in the month. Please stay tuned for new dates.”
