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Top Ten Ways to Hit on Hot Preceptors

1) Bring an apple to precept.

2) Compliment their supply and demand curves.

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3) “Your ideas are seriously way better than the professor’s.”

4) Suggest going over your paper over a candlelit dinner.

5) Move your seat progressively closer to them every week.

6) Fail your exam so you can score some one-on-one tutoring. 

7) Draw hearts all over your problem sets.

8) Wear nothing but chalk dust to precept. 

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9) Offer to let them probe you for their research.

10) “Say ‘dissertation’ again ... but slower.”  

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