Top Ten Lies to Tell Your Prefrosh

1) Everyone goes to Black Box on the weekends.

2) Forbes is worth the walk.

3) Come to Princeton, we're getting rid of grade deflation next year!

4) Ben Bernanke was my preceptor freshman year.

5) We don't all want to marry each other.

6) The weather is always like this.

7) Seersucker is mandatory dresscode.

8) You sang in high school? You'll definitely get into an a capella group.

9) The 'Prince' is the most popular fraternity on campus.

10) Beyonce is replacing Shirley Tilghman as president.