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The Daily Princetonian will begin making its headlines and stories more optimized for Google searches as part of its digital strategy to increase readership of its stories. The new plan will not compromise its journalistic integrity, senior editors of the paper said.
“This is a small change that readers should not notice,” Editor-in-Chief Henry “Ethics” Rome said. “Jeremy Lin,” he added.
Lin — who is a fellow athlete of Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, former boxer Mike Tyson and golfer Tiger Woods — did not respond to rep-PLEASE SHARE THIS STORY ON GOOGLE PLUS-eated requests for comment. Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, who are reportedly familiar with Lin’s name, also did not respond.
Other nonrespondents include Barack Obama, the National Rifle Association, Yahoo Answers, How do I download Google Chrome?, torrent Grand Theft Auto, six-minute abs, Bleacher Report Top 10 LeBron James Slam Dunks With Miami Heat in Nike Lebron Sneakers and lolcatz.
“Call me maybe?” Rome said, after examining his Spotify playlist that includes Nikki Minaj, Taylor Swift and Flo Rida, in addition to other songs by Nikki Minaj.