Top Ten Objects In My Immediate Vicinity*

1) Small puddle of vomit.

2) Half of an Ivy pass.

3) Someone’s black North Face.

4) Bunny ears.

5) Four walls.

6) Six empty bottles of Andre.

7) Glitter.

8) A poster of Frankie Muniz.

9) An eyelash.

10) Somebody I don’t know.