Top Ten Things To Do On a Plane

1) Bring your own oxygen tank.

2) Toboggan down the aisle on a food cart.

3) Make a purchase from SkyMall.

4) Narrate the flight to your neighbor.

5) Commandeer the bathroom for the whole flight.

6) Distribute a flyer of fake plane crash statistics.

7) Play “Words with Friends” with the pilot.

8) Start a conga line in the aisle.

9) Outcry the baby next to you.

10) Bring a snake.