Top Ten Worst Ways to Give a Gift

1) Channel “Dick in a Box.”

2) Confuse the addresses of your girlfriend and your grandma.

3) Wrap it in a squirrel pelt.

4) Re-gift something you bought from them on eBay.

5) Throw it at their face. Surprise!

6) Send it through campus mail. 

7) Naked.

8) Over Facebook.

9) Put it in a mousetrap.

10) Four months late.