Top Ten Ways to Win at the Orange and Black Ball

1) Wear jorts.

2) Photobomb couple photos.

3) Eat all the pigs in a blanket.

4) Befriend the bathroom attendants.

5) Cover the cover band.

6) Bring a personal AC unit onto the d-floor.

7) Score an alum.

8) Make a dramatic entrance on a tiger.

9) Glow in the dark.

10) Bring a flask.