My friend was carrying a heavy bag of corpses down the Street. When I offered to help her with it, she opened a can of whoopass on me. I don’t like her or her boobs. Maybe if she weren ...
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Haha
This sounds a lot like every day's paper.
Wow! You Princeton undergraduates sure are cool, sophisticated and funny! This was almost as admirable as bathroom stall graffiti!
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