Street's Top Ten — April 30, 2009

1. Write your JP.

2. Show up sober.

3. Wear anything that isn't plaid or seersucker or from J.Crew.

4. Forget you're listening to a cover band and try to get Bruce Springsteen's autograph.

5. Wear heels that will sink permanently into the mud.

6. Get trampled by raging prepsters.

7. Get sent to University Medical Center at Princeton.

8. Have high expectations.

9. Go to Gym Class Heroes.

10. Think Connor Diemand-Yauman '10 donated the spring concert and stay home.