Street's Top Ten — March 27, 2008

1.    Your idea of a cultural event is Jamaicin' Me Crazy Night at Colonial.

2.    You sign up for Naacho thinking it's a Mexican culinary group.

3.    You think Shere Khan is the name of an African tribe.

4.    The closest you've ever come to studying abroad is taking a course at the E-quad.

5.    All the Chinese you know you learned at P.F. Chang's.

6.    To you, grade deflation is the greatest social injustice in the world today.

7.    You think the G8 Summit is a ski resort.

8.    The only way you've ever used the word "euro" is before the word "trash."

9.    You think "Swiss" is a language.

10.   The furthest you've ever traveled is Forbes.